Kids Earn an eBay Anti-Christmas

Three kids discover that Santa rally does check his list for those naughty and nice:
'Twas the week before Christmas, and chaos did reign. The kiddies were squabbling. Oh, what a pain! Their language was shocking, their demeanor obscene. But to correct them was useless, you know what I mean?

So to the computer, Dad sprinted so spry. 'There's going to be order, or you'll regret it,' he cried. Then typing and clicking like wee, tiny elves, he summoned up eBay, determined to sell.
Well I'll be. I predict this brave dad will soon be accused of child abuse for demanding reasonable order in the house.

Update (12-25-2004): FoxNews updates the story: Now, even the tree's down.

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