Expolosive Product Failure

The newest Wonderbra has a problem: it keeps EXPLODING. Quick to grasp the impact of this product failure, Playtex was prompt to issue a warning:

“The centre area can break, causing the bra to split open. This can occur on first use but may fail after a number of uses.”

That warning reveals more about Playtex's product quality than the "Wonderbra Clearly Daring" reveals of its wearer. At risk of being a prude, it would seem less hassle to go unsupported.